Sometimes, politics is like dodgems. I’ve just had to thread the pushbike through what is rapidly becoming the Broad Street obstacle course. This started with the usual bunch of Animal Libbers (attempting to disrupt a graduation), and was followed by a large and somewhat pushy Gaza/Palestine/Hamas protest. The Oxfordshire constabulary are fond of using mounted police (and the horses are lovely, to be fair, very placid and uncomplaining) which of course then means large piles of horseshit everywhere. It gives one a clue as to what streets smelled like before the internal combustion engine. In other news, this bloke has just been nicked for defacing books in the Bodleian and British libraries. He removed pages — often beautiful maps — from rare editions with a fine razor, secreting them among his own collection and so making them very difficult to find. A genuine bibliophile, his booklust transformed over time into a desire to own bits of the rare books he examined. From the judge:
You have a deep love of books, perhaps so deep that it goes to excess. I have no doubt that you were stealing in order to enhance your library and your collection.
Apparently he’s not alone; this article gives a useful potted history of notable book thieves in Britain. Often wealthy and cultured, they keep their reasons to themselves and don’t appear keen to profit from their crimes. Only one — who targetted important libraries in Wales — onsold his thefts in order to pay off gambling debts. You could — if in an appropriately Sun-subeditor-ish mood — call the latest chap ‘the man who loved books’, but that would only be part of the story.

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Sacrilege. {shudders}
I recently read a book about this sort of thing, about a guy called Gilbert Bland, who stole dozens of rare and irreplaceable early maps from university and government collections in several US states. The trade in old maps is worth a ton of money.
Re dodging political leaflet hander outers…I find the Camel Look works a treat.
The thought of someone cutting out priceless old maps and stuff makes me feel ill. It’s a destruction of small portions of history and culture.
If the Hamas lot had just been handing out leaflets, all would have been well. I was on a pushbike. No, they were getting pretty silly — vocal and (had the coppers not been out in force) potentially destructive. I must admit I did find the fact that they were standing on the spot where Archbishop Cranmer was martyred (in front of Balliol) rather ironic — I mean, Hamas are so into religious tolerance and all.
/sarc
Skeptic – The thing is you must really understand that the way to solve the Israel/Palestine crisis lies in large groups of people screaming at passers-by in countries nowhere near the region.
I mean you can see that can’t you?