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By DeusExMacintosh

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London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.

Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night. The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: “Oiks”.

Ms Armstrong said: “He was my knight on a shining bicycle.”…

She said the mayor returned a few minutes later and walked her home.

- BBC News

6 Comments

  1. Posted November 4, 2009 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    ‘Attacked by an armed group of young girls’?

    Jesus, shoot me now.

  2. Patrick
    Posted November 5, 2009 at 10:29 am | Permalink

    My favourite quote was the twatty lefty girl conceding that in a dark alley she’d rather Boris Johnson than her politically preferred Red Ken.

    Make that reason no 2 for skeptic to be a whig ;)

  3. Posted November 5, 2009 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Do they still call him Bonking Boris?

  4. Posted November 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    Oh Patrick, you’re very droll today ;)

  5. Posted November 5, 2009 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    There’s never been a need to differentiate Mel. There is and always has been, only one Boris!

  6. Jacques Chester
    Posted November 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    If he was Australian the headline would be something like “Bozza the Biker Beats Baddies for British Babe”.

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