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UK to ignore illegal aliens

December 8, 2009 – 8:13 pm

The Ministry of Defence has closed its UFO unit after more than 50 years of investigating reported UK sightings…
In a statement, the MoD said it had “no opinion on the existence or otherwise of extra-terrestrial life”.
It went on: “In over 50 years, no UFO report has revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the [...]

By DeusExMacintosh | Also posted in Defence, Funnies, Popular culture, Skeptics | Tagged , , , | Comments (6)

Wild Kingdom

November 28, 2009 – 3:24 am

GIRAFFE SUFFERS FROM CRICK IN THE NECK
A giraffe in a US zoo has been pictured suffering from what looks like an agonising crick in the neck
Five-year-old Amali from Tulsa Zoo, Arizona, suffered the unfortunate bend in transit from The Wilds park in Ohio. It is feared that the hook might never be cured.
Since undergoing [...]

By DeusExMacintosh | Also posted in Animals, Funnies, Science | Tagged , | Comments (2)

You wait days for a new post…

November 9, 2009 – 8:38 pm

… and then three come along at once.

Sorry about that.
If you’d like to read about the legal restoration of concubinage go here
If you’d like to read about hairy cricketers go here
If you’d like to read about man-eating bears, go here
(And don’t say we’re not diverse in our choice of blog topics).

By DeusExMacintosh | Comments (2)

Doug the Rug

November 9, 2009 – 7:18 pm

If you’ve been following Australia’s cricketing efforts in India, you’d know that this bloke has been bowling exceptionally well and seems to be at the point where he’s moving onto bigger and brighter things. However, I don’t want to address his cricketing ability (of which he obviously has a considerable amount) but the ribbing he’s [...]

By skepticlawyer | Also posted in Cricket, Economics | Tagged , , , | Comments (4)

Sometimes you get the bear (sometimes the bear gets you)

November 9, 2009 – 7:16 pm

Muslim militants in Kashmir have been having a hard old time of it lately. Having learnt the hard way that No really does mean NO (even when attempting marriage by capture)…
Three militants stormed into Rukhsana Kauser’s home in a remote village in Jammu region on Monday and started beating her parents in front of [...]

By DeusExMacintosh | Also posted in Funnies, Marriage, Science, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , | Comments (2)

Have a go hair-o

November 4, 2009 – 8:07 pm

London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.
Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night. The [...]

By DeusExMacintosh | Also posted in Funnies, Politics | Tagged , , , , | Comments (6)

Moral panic? What moral panic?

November 3, 2009 – 6:39 pm

Being of a libertarian cast of mind, I’ve often been of the view that all the campaigns about smoking, drugs and obesity are more than a little overdone. It’s not that I think these things are unhealthy — they plainly are. It’s more that I suspect the moral panic is made worse not because we [...]

By skepticlawyer | Also posted in Economics, Media | Tagged , , , , , | Comments (17)

Bunny Broilers

October 18, 2009 – 9:31 pm

Residents in Stockholm are divided over reports that rabbits are being used to make biofuel. The bodies of thousands of rabbits are fuelling a heating plant in central Sweden, local newspapers say.
The city of Stockholm has an annual cull of thousands of rabbits to protect the capital’s parks and green spaces… Tommy Tuvunger, one of [...]

By DeusExMacintosh | Also posted in Entrepreneurs, Funnies | Comments (7)

All flesh is grass

October 13, 2009 – 7:41 pm

A New Zealand taekwondo champion, Logan Campbell, has decided to try to fund his next Olympics bid in an unusual way – by opening a brothel. However, he has run into difficulties, with the New Zealand Olympic Committee set to sue him:
Campbell went public with the scheme in July and the 23-year-old said he hoped [...]

By Legal Eagle | Also posted in Sport, anthony daniels | Tagged , , , | Comments (12)

Fawlty Towers fights back

October 12, 2009 – 12:21 pm

My parents just came back from a holiday in Europe, and were telling me about one of the less salubrious hotel rooms they experienced. Apparently the main problem with this room was the size of the bathroom. The shower was so small it was impossible for a person to raise their arms above their head, [...]

By Legal Eagle | Also posted in Free Speech, Funnies, Law | Comments (6)