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Why didn’t I think of that?

By Legal Eagle

Taken from Herald Sun, Picture Ben Swinnerton

According to the Herald Sun yesterday:

An artist has been paid $10,000 to float 10,000 paper planes in Victoria’s State Library.

Ross Coulter wants to track “thought patterns” in the La Trobe (Domed) Reading Room by releasing the planes from balcony “stacks”, and will use a Georges Mora Foundation Fellowship to pay for the project.

“Its going to be part performance and part video artwork,” he said. “A playful act of rebellion in a way. But then creativity has always been bound up with rebellious acts.”

Now, why the hell didn’t I think of that? A much easier way to earn money than doing a PhD thesis. My father, my sister and I used to make some great paper planes – one which did memorable loop-the-loops, another which went for ages (possibly with the aid of a paperclip in the nose and little folded paper ailerons).

If someone else wants to donate money to this guy to throw paper planes, that’s fine. I’m just glad that it’s not my money which is paying for this. It all seems like a bit of a waste of time to me. Plus, I think of libraries as almost sacred spaces: if I happen to be in the reading room and a paper plane hit me in the head, I might be rather grumpy. I can’t vouch for what actions I might take with the paper plane or where it might end up lodged.

Call me a philistine, but this kind of “art” leaves me absolutely cold. Give me art involving a modicum of skill any day. Humph.

Border Protection

By Legal Eagle

Did you ever play “chasey” as a child? If you ran around in the wild blue yonder, you were fair game for any roving pursuer, but usually, there was an area which was “safe” (in my school yard it was called “barlee“). If you were touching the “safe” tree, you couldn’t be caught. If someone did tag you, you’d shout, “Barlee!” in outraged tones.

It strikes me sometimes that we never really grow up. I’m not a migration lawyer; I’m not even a migration lawyer’s bootlace. However, I’ve been thinking about refugees ever since the Federal Government announced it was “Refugee Week” this week. At the same time, they vowed to get tougher on people smugglers, proposing legislation to the effect that persons who provide material support or resources to people smugglers may be found to abet people smuggling, regardless of whether they received financial or other material benefit. The ambiguity in the wording may lead to humanitarian aid workers who assist asylum seekers getting in trouble.

My understanding is that if you’re an asylum seeker who manages to get a toe on Australian soil, you’re much more likely to have reached barlee, but if you’re still outside our territory, your situation is much tougher. Essentially, it boils down to this. If you are an asylum seeker seeking refugee status, then once you set foot on Australian soil (i.e. once you come within the ‘migration zone’) you may apply for a protection visa which gives permanent residence in Australia. It’s more advantageous to apply for refugee status from within Australia because the provisions of the Migration Act 1958 (Cth) apply (with avenues for appealing decisions of the Minister and the like). By contrast, if you are an asylum seeker outside Australian soil, it is much more difficult. For example, to qualify for the special humanitarian program visa, you have to have an Australian “proposer”, and you are more likely to succeed if you are a “split family.” Hence there is an incentive to send out one member of the family to arrive here so that he or she can then get the rest of the family over.

I wonder how many of the asylum seekers who entered here illegally had previously applied for a visa from overseas, and were rejected, but then once they got here, their applications had to be reconsidered and they were accepted. Which raises the question of why they were knocked back when they applied from overseas, and why this changed once they were on Australian soil? I’d really like to see the figures on this.  Surely they are just as deserving of refugee status, regardless of whether they are on Australian soil or not? Why does reaching “barlee” make such a difference? Should it make such a difference?

Much has been made in the news about “boat people” arriving in greater numbers. I think that one of the reasons why people react so viscerally to the asylum seeker issue is the symbolism of it — the desperate people on boats attempting to land on our shores — there’s a sense in it is seen as an invasion of our boundaries. We are an island, and we’re not used to people crossing our borders easily. The word “insular” means both “inward-looking” and “of, or pertaining to, an island”. If we shared a border with another country, perhaps we’d find it less challenging. I believe, also, that people find newcomers challenging because it’s a deep-seated human instinct. Rather than pigeonholing people who are afraid as inevitably racist, and writing off their fears, it’s better to engage with those fears and try to allay them, to ensure that integration can occur as smoothly as possible. It’s not good, either, to pretend that problems don’t occur from time to time – of course they do, and sometimes problems emanate from both sides of the fence, newcomers and existing residents (as I have discussed in relation to Sudanese refugees).

It seems to me that asylum seekers wouldn’t need to make the risky and possibly life threatening journey if it were easier to apply for a visa from outside the territory. So, rather than excising various areas from the migration zone (Christmas Island & etc) or detaining people who come here illegally, maybe it would be better to make it easier for legitimate asylum seekers to apply for refugee status from outside Australia, and to make sure that the visas you got were roughly comparable. That way, people wouldn’t feel the need to risk their lives to come here. To me, it seems really stupid to be putting all these resources into patrolling the seas, detaining people, prosecuting people smugglers and the like when perhaps there’s another way of fixing the issue.

On one level, I can understand the bitterness of Port Augusta mayor Joy Baluch, who said that she “didn’t give a damn” about 60 refugee children who wanted to play soccer in the city:

…her most vitriolic attack was directed at the former Liberal federal government, which she said spent about $150 million on running the now-mothballed Baxter Detention Centre.

“That’s now a dirt patch and the $1.2 million oval that was in the last days of Baxter opened by (former immigration minister) Amanda Vanstone is now used as a landing pad for helicopters,” she said.

“We could have done with that $1.2 million. We’ve had to do somersaults, stand on our hands, do anything to try to get grants.”

My first reaction to Ms Baluch’s comments was, How hard-hearted not to allow the kids to play soccer. But then I thought about it. Of course it’s hard to see resources given to total outsiders by the powers-that-be when your own people don’t have enough resources and find it incredibly difficult to get help from the government. It breeds resentment of exactly the type we see in Ms Baluch’s comments.

Frankly, I’d rather those “border protection” resources be put into making decent housing for indigenous people (still not delivered, from what I understand). So I wonder if we should look at our processes for granting visas to people outside Australia and make it square more with the process for people who set foot on Australian soil. What do others think? Is this a crazy idea, or a good way of circumventing the whole issue?

Blue Balls Epidemic in Italy

By DeusExMacintosh

A batch of about 70,000 mozzarella balls which turned blue upon opening has been confiscated by food authorities in Italy, officials say.

The health ministry said it had activated the European “rapid alert” system to warn of possible contamination, and announced emergency control measures on the cheese.

The cheese – made in Germany for an Italian company – has been removed from shelves and samples sent for testing.

Mozzarella is Italy’s favourite cheese. About 60% of Italians regularly eat the soft, white cheese, according to the Italian farmers’ group, Coldiretti.

The tainted mozzarella was spotted by a shopper in Turin, who noticed it take on a bluish tint when it was exposed to the air.

The woman then called the police, national media reported.

- BBC News

The weight of the law

By Legal Eagle

I read yesterday that Japanese law stipulates that the waistline must be below a certain diameter:

In Japan, being thin isn’t just the price you pay for fashion or social acceptance. It’s the law.

So before the fat police could throw her in pudgy purgatory, Miki Yabe, 39, a manager at a major transportation corporation, went on a crash diet. In the week before her company’s annual health check-up, Yabe ate 21 consecutive meals of vegetable soup and hit the gym for 30 minutes a day of running and swimming.

”It’s scary,” said Yabe, who is 160 centimetres tall and weighs 60 kilograms. ”I gained two kilos this year.”

In Japan, already the slimmest industrialised nation, people are fighting fat to ward off dreaded metabolic syndrome and comply with a government-imposed waistline standard.

Surely encouraging people to go on “crash diets” is not at all healthy either, and won’t lead to lasting weight loss. There are some things you just shouldn’t legislate against, and I think this is one of them. I’m just not a fan of the beat up over obesity. There are many different body sizes and shapes. I know some people who are naturally plump but actually fitter and more healthy than some skinny people. A person’s basic body shape comes down in part to genetics. It should also be acknowledged that some people have medical conditions which make obesity particularly difficult to manage (eg, PCOS) or disabilities which make it hard to exercise.

However, my first irreverent thought was there must be a rather, erm, sizeable exemption from this Japanese law…

From Daily Mail

Yes, sumo wrestlers.

Jus ad bellum

By skepticlawyer

Many people don’t realise that going to war (or other, ancillary military activities) in Australia doesn’t require legislative approval; the executive — that is, the Prime Minister and Cabinet — can make the decision without involving all our elected representatives. This is relatively common around the world, although it is also common to find countries that require parliamentary approval in some or other form.

The issue has become a live one again because — as Robert Merkel over at LP points out — the former chief of the Australian Army, Peter Leahy, has called for parliamentary approval to be instituted. This would represent a serious shift in Australia’s jus ad bellum (‘laws to war’) and is, I think, a good idea. It would prevent excesses like Iraq, but still allow deployments where there is considerable popular support for participation. Robert notes:

The Australian Democrats, and the Greens, have tried to pass legislation requiring such parliamentary approval, the first attempts to do so dating back to 1985. The latest attempt is the Defence Amendment (Parliamentary Approval of Overseas Service) Bill 2008 [No. 2]. Both the major parties oppose such a change; some of their public objections can be found in the Senate committee report on the bill.

To the Greens and the Australian Democrats, one may now add the Liberal Democrats (Australian version). I’ve just been sent a party press release where Mark Walmsley, the party’s candidate for the WA Senate points out the following:

Since the initial Iraq engagement there have been two Federal elections, resulting in two new Parliaments taking office. However there has been no parliamentary review of the initial decision.

“The Liberal Democrats believe that following an election, all ongoing Australian military engagements should be re-affirmed as a priority by the new Parliament.

“Unless two-thirds of Parliamentarians vote to stay the course, plans should be drawn up for a prompt withdrawal,” Mr Walmsley said.

The Liberal Democrats want the vote to be carried with a two thirds majority of a joint sitting of both houses as well, ensuring that — if nothing else — any participation at the least has the support of both major parties.

I like the idea of making it difficult for the state to go to war. Many years ago, US Army psychiatrist M. Scott Peck pointed out that Western countries were at their most dangerous when they unleashed their ‘specialists’, and that these ‘specialists’ included their militaries. There is no doubt it is now harder to get the public angry about our soldiers, sailors and airmen being killed overseas in large part because they are all volunteers. They are seen to have made a choice. Were they conscripted, as during the Vietnam War, there is a strong sense that, should one of them be killed, he has been deprived of choice in a very direct way. Not for nothing does Peck note that the opposition to the Vietnam War grow loudest when both the Australian and American governments began to conscript.

To my mind, then, we need to expose war-fighting decisions to public scrutiny by other means. Forcing a parliamentary debate and vote is one way to do it. It also means that, while we still unleash our volunteer specialists, we do in a way where they are not seen to serve the interests of a narrow and unrepresentative group of people.

It’s still the stupid economy…

By DeusExMacintosh

The new independent fiscal watchdog has downgraded the economic growth projections for the UK economy. The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) predicts the economy will expand 2.6% in 2011, down from the 3% to 3.5% estimate given in Labour’s last Budget.

The lower figure will likely increase the impetus of the coalition government to cut public spending, as lower growth means fewer tax revenues. Yet the OBR also says the deficit and debt will not be as bad as forecast. It predicts that the UK’s public deficit will fall, down to 10.5% of GDP in the 2010-11 financial year, from the 11.1% estimated by Labour.

For overall net government debt – the sum of all borrowing – the OBR estimates this will decline to 62.2% of GDP in 2010-11 from the previous estimate of 63.6%.

Former Labour Chancellor Alistair Darling said the OBR figures “show that borrowing will be less than I forecast, so the government doesn’t have the excuse to raise VAT, which it is planning”. However, the OBR says the structural deficit – the part of the deficit that is not automatically reduced by economic growth – will widen from Labour’s prediction of 7.3% of GDP in 2010-11 to 8%.

This is the most difficult part of the deficit to tackle, and Chancellor George Osborne said the OBR figures “couldn’t be clearer”.

“It’s damning evidence that the mess the previous Government left behind is even bigger than we thought,” he said. The chancellor told the House of Commons that his government had “inherited one of the largest budget deficits in the world and a larger structural deficit than we thought.

“We can only speculate as to why the government published rosy forecasts for a trampoline recovery weeks before the general election,” he said.

Mr Osborne is due to unveil an emergency Budget on Tuesday of next week, and has pledged to cut public spending to reduce the deficit.

- BBC News

Or as Nick Robinson, BBC Political Editor puts it…

What both are doing is using the data to make the political argument for the prescription they’d already decided upon before the report was published.

It is a reminder that, rather like the long and bitter election row about £6bn cuts – smaller than the margin of error in the government’s economic forecasts – it is a political judgement and not an economic forecast which will determine what’s in next week’s Budget.

The coalition’s judgement is that it’s necessary to cut quickly to reassure the markets and get the pain out of the way long before the next election. Labour’s is that cuts threaten growth and a double-dip recession and that its role as the opposition is to oppose cuts, not to come up with its own.

Blog absence

By skepticlawyer

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A quick apology from DEM and me for failing to appear on the blog this weekend, when it was rather busy and a wee bit fractious. DEM has been laid low with the most impressive case of food poisoning I’ve seen in a while, and since I’m in Edinburgh at the moment, I’ve (rather inexpertly, alas) been playing doctor.

We will be back!

Knock, knock, knockin’ on my door

By Legal Eagle

Yesterday we were approached by a door-to-door salesman. As far as I could work out, the salesman’s pitch was highly misleading. He claimed that he was not there to sell anything, he was just there to check we got a rebate from the government. I was immediately suspicious, and told him I didn’t want to change energy suppliers. Again, he reiterated he was just there to check we were getting the rebate from the government. After looking at my bill, he informed me I was not getting my rebate, and I just had to sign a form to get it. He was extremely pushy and started to fill out the form even though I said repeatedly that I wasn’t sure and that I’d like to research what he said.

He then asserted that the form “wasn’t a contract” and that “you can get out of it in 14 days, half a month anyway.” I looked at the form. It sure looked like a contract to me. And if it wasn’t binding, why was there a need to “get out of it”? I said again that I preferred to think about things and that I’d rather keep the contract and look over it for a few days. He demurred and said that wasn’t necessary, whereupon my alarm bells were well and truly ringing. So I told him I wasn’t interested and could he please leave my property.

The fellow was really hard to get rid of. I kept saying, “I’m not interested,” but he just kept standing there. I could feel myself wanting to start to channel Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino: “Get off my lawn” (or my front doorstep, really). I felt violated and upset afterwards. I punched the guy’s company into Google, and the search immediately disclosed a litany of complaints from other people who’d had similar experiences to me. Some of them had been pressured into signing up with the company, and were very unhappy with the service, but had discovered they were locked into a two year contract. Suffice to say, I placed my experience on the bulletin board, and alerted every single consumer body I could about this selling tactic.

The aspect of this incident which really upsets me is when I imagine some poor old person being bullied by this guy into signing up, and not knowing how to get out of it. Or some person who cannot speak English, or who cannot read what the contract says. I’m a literate lawyer, and even I found it hard to pierce this guy’s spiel of half-truths initially.

After this incident I did a lot of research. It’s a no-brainer really, but if a door-to-door salesman wants you to sign up immediately and doesn’t want you to be able to think about the offer or to do any research, it’s highly unlikely that the agreement is advantageous to you. What is more, you have a right to ask a door-to-door salesman to leave your property at any time, and they have to leave.

The Consumer Law Action Centre Victoria (an excellent organisation with which I am well acquainted) has a sticker which can be downloaded which notifies any door-to-door salesperson that you do not wish them to knock at your door, and that any attempt to do so is unlawful. They also have some simple fact sheets which explain your rights.

Please never be bullied or intimidated into accepting offers by door-to-door salesmen. If they are making you feel uncomfortable, simply ask them to leave.

Here endeth the Community Service Announcement.

Update: I’ve now spoken to the Energy and Water Ombudsman in Victoria, and they confirmed what I already suspected – there’s no such thing as a government rebate for a SmartMeter. The Ombudsman can help consumers who have been bullied into signing up by an energy salesperson, and assist in getting the consumer out of the contract if they so wish.

Comfort books

By Legal Eagle

A couple of times lately I’ve had to explain to people how I have certain “comfort books” which I read in times of trial. If I’m really upset or stressed, and I think I won’t be able to sleep because I’m so het up, I get out a comfort book. A comfort book is one of those books which you’ve read multiple times, so it’s not a terrible brain strain, but it’s also fun and takes your mind off your troubles.

My original comfort book, of course, was Lord of the Rings, which I have read many, many times. I’m not sure how many. At least 50 times, if not more. I have difficulty reading it too often these days because I almost know it off by heart. I tend to find genre writing comforting, too. Detective novels, science fiction and fantasy are my favourite three genres. The comforting aspect is that authors must follow certain lineaments; the interesting aspect is how authors choose to invert or subvert the genre without ruining the novel. I think the other comforting thing about genre writing is that there is often some kind of a resolution: the murderer is unmasked, good triumphs over evil, the Empire falls, and there’s usually some romance which coalesces as the book continues too.

My sister and I have “comfort films” too. Among my personal favourites are the original Star Wars trilogy, The Princess Bride, the Indiana Jones series and Moonstruck. I’m afraid that I know certain chunks of these films off by heart, and sometimes I might even drop a quote into conversation expecting others to know the references (eg. Those were the droids you were looking for), but then sadly I find that other people are just not as nerdy as I am. Or that I’m getting old, and youngsters these days just don’t get the references. Sigh.

So – do you have comfort books or movies which you like to watch whenever you feel down or stressed or just like being perked up? If so, what are they? And why do you like them so much?

Liberty has two axes…

By skepticlawyer

Just thought a reminder was in order.

I found this cartoon while tooling around the intertubes, and it describes my politics more succinctly than I’ve ever managed to.