Tag Archives: zombies

It’s the end of the world as we know it… and we eat BRAINZ!

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor. The “concerned citizen” said the possibility of such an event was one […]

If the rapture comes, somebody grab my steering wheel!

There is a part of me that thinks picking on these guys is like picking on homeless people, or taunting the slow kid in the playground. When you indulge, it says more about you than it does about the people you’re picking on, and what it says isn’t pretty. When I was a kid, I […]

Kettling Zombies

It’s really annoying. You go to all the trouble of arranging a Royal Zombie Wedding Celebration and nobody comes… …because they’re kettled by the police a few blocks away being stopped and searched, questioned, arrested and drug tested. “Sorry son, you’re positive for formaldehyde. We’ll have to take you in…” We asked if we could […]